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fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

Apr 11th / 245,224 notes

toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

Apr 9th / 227,515 notes
kanayahummel:


theperksofbeingdornish:

ohanameansfamily24:

-behindbars:

the-grand-highboob:

thusmylife:

b1ush:

condescendingchristian:



oh my god

As a person from California, this is 100% accurate

As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate

As a person from England I was so confused because I forgot you use the Fahrenheit system 

50 degrees in England 
100 degrees in England

 

I don’t know why I found the skeletons so funny, it’s almost like they’re dancing really sarcastically?

they’re british skeletons of course they’re dancing sarcastically. 

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

Apr 7th / 355,567 notes
Why are people fuckholes?

It’s like barely anybody can be faithful anymore. I can’t tell someone who calls me her bestfriend that her boyfriend cheated on her because I wasn’t supposed to find out and my boyfriend asked me not to say anything. I won’t betray his trust but it’s not easy acting like I never heard those words spill out of his mouth. It’s not my place to tell her but then again it sort of is. If her boyfriend doesn’t tell her by the end of this month I’m going to and my boyfriend is going to have to be okay with it. I don’t want her looking back and saying I wish I knew that happened all this time because I was one of those people. I was the one that was never told by people I thought I trusted that knew for a while. I am the one who still looks back and asks why even though I’ve been given a valid explanation. I know if my bestfriend knew she’d tell me in an instant. I feel so terrible about this….

Apr 7th / 1 note

kosmik-kiko:

halalbacon:

The human brain is an amazing organ. It functions 24 hours a day from the day we are born and only stops when we are taking an exam or fall in love.

Or orgasm… lol

Apr 7th / 172,539 notes